Discover Our Well-Adjusted Placemat

Set the table with something that says “I’m totally fine” — in a way that no one believes. The Well-Adjusted Placemat adds a self-deprecating twist to any dining experience with expressive typography and dry humor. It’s the perfect backdrop for emotional over-functioning and under-seasoned green beans.

Sarcastic Design for the Self-Aware

Featuring the phrase “Well-Adjusted” in bold, expressive type, this placemat delivers irony with every setting. Whether you’re hosting therapy brunch or dodging feelings over dinner, it keeps the vibe funny and the expectations low.

• Self-Deprecating Humor
• Expressive Typography
• Ironic Table Aesthetic
• Conversation-Starting Design

Durable Cotton, Made for Real Life

This 18" x 14" placemat is made from 100% cotton twill, printed edge-to-edge in the USA using sustainable print-on-demand methods. It’s machine washable, durable enough for everyday spills, and soft enough for mid-meal existential spirals.

• 100% Cotton Twill
• Edge-to-Edge Print
• Machine Washable
• Made in the USA
• Sustainably Produced

Perfect for Therapy Graduates and Cynical Hosts

Ideal for those navigating family dinners, hosting burnt-out brunches, or setting a table that says, “Yes, we’re doing our best.” It also makes a great gift for people who laugh through the pain — stylishly.

• Funny Gift Idea
• Ideal for Host Gifting
• Therapy-Inspired Table Decor
• Quietly Unhinged Energy

Part of Our Crazy Funny Typography Collection

This placemat is part of our Crazy Funny Typography Collection — expressive home goods and apparel with dark humor, bold design, and total emotional chaos. Explore more styles below:

• Stable Genius
• Peace Love Joy
• Happy Thoughts
• Well-Adjusted
• Totally Normal
• Easy Breezy

Shop Now for Sarcastic Table Decor

The Well-Adjusted Placemat ships free and makes awkward dinners even more fun. Set the tone — emotionally and decoratively.

• Ships Free
• Bundle and Save
• Ironic Dining Vibe
• Conversation Piece Included