• Kitchen & Dining Cloth Cotton Placemats 18" × 14"
  • Kitchen & Dining Cloth Cotton Placemats
  • Kitchen & Dining Cloth Cotton Placemats
1 3

Well-Adjusted Placemat | Funny Self-Deprecating Table Mat – Free Shipping

Well-Adjusted Placemat | Funny Self-Deprecating Table Mat – Free Shipping

Cotton Twill Placemat

$19.99 USD
$19.99 USD
Sale Sold out
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Size

Bundle-n-Save on Placemats

Save 10% - 20% Automatically!

Bundle and save on our Geekists twill cotton placemats.

  • Buy 2-3, Save 10%
  • Buy 4 +, Save 20%

Shop This Bundle

Processing & Shipping

Processing & Fulfillment

as soon as 2 Days!

FREE Standard Shipping

as soon as 2 Days!

Est. Delivery in 4 - 10 business days.

Tracking Included!

Fulfillment Centers

United States, North Carolina

United States

North Carolina

Mexico, Tijuana

Mexico

Tijuana

Germany, Weil am Rhein

Germany

Weil am Rhein

shipping policy

Key Features

  • One-Side Design; One Side Natural
  • Extra Double-Layer Construction
  • Precision Hemmed Edges
  • Easy-to-Clean Material
  • Machine Washable
  • Fade-Resistant
  • Long-Lasting

Description

Discover Our Well-Adjusted Placemat

Set the table with something that says “I’m totally fine” — in a way that no one believes. The Well-Adjusted Placemat turns your dinner into a low-key therapy session with expressive typography and just enough self-deprecation to make your guests laugh nervously. It’s peak sarcastic home decor for people who cry a little after cleaning up.

Home Decor for the Humorously Unstable

  • Self-Deprecating Design: “Well-Adjusted” printed in bold, expressive text that complements any kitchen — especially one where burnout lives.
  • Dry Humor You Can Serve With: Great for awkward meals, therapist family dinners, and brunches with friends who “get it.”
  • Table Talk Guaranteed: A clean surface for messy feelings and crumb-coated denial.

Product Details

This 18" x 14" placemat is made from 100% cotton twill and printed edge-to-edge using sustainable methods. Machine washable and durable enough for everyday use, sarcastic enough for special occasions. Printed on demand in the USA.

Free Shipping and Bundle and Save

At Geekists, we specialize in expressive, ironic products that trumps all. Enjoy free shipping on every order and unlock bundle and save deals when you grab multiple styles or mix and match product types.

Part of Our Ironic Sayings Collection

This placemat is part of our Ironic Sayings Collection — expressive home goods and apparel for people who are fully self-aware and only slightly unhinged. Explore more styles below:

Shop Now for Sarcastic Table Decor

The Well-Adjusted Placemat ships free and sets the tone before anyone says grace. Shop now and pretend you're fine in style.

Sizes

One Size

  • 18" × 14"

Materials

  • 100% Cotton Twill

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

Returns

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

READ MORE

Product ID: 7600245768244 View full details

graphics - glasses

ads - Customize

It's as easy as 1-2-3 to personalize our customizable products!

Order it. Chat about it. Get it!

  1. Order your custom product(s).

  2. Visit My Dashboard to submit your preferences. Use the Chat box below if you prefer a conversation. Or Contact Us Here anytime you want. (We will reach out to you in 1-3 business days regardless.)

  3. Approve your mockup for production.

Should we be unable to make contact or to obtain approval within 14 days of your order, it will be cancelled and a full refund issued.

Please allow 1-3 business days for mockups. Cancel for a full refund at any time before production.

How does it work?
View full details

More Customizable Products

1 3

ads - Bundle-n-Save

Bundle-n-Save on Placemats

1 12
View all

Explore More of This Design

1 12
View all

ads - Free Shipping

More Home & Living

1 4

Shop our Our Favorites | Stuff People Like (Because They’re Nerds About It)!

1 12
View all

Customer Reviews

Be the first to write a review
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)

graphics - glasses

Our Latest Designs

View all
1 4
View all

Latest News

View all
1 3
View all

Explore More

1 5