Ironic Sayings Greeting Card Set | Funny & Passive-Aggressive Notes
Ironic Sayings Greeting Card Set | Funny & Passive-Aggressive Notes
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Key Features
Key Features
- Premium Paper
- Envelopes Included
- Sourced in USA
- Sustainable Paper
- FSC® Certified
- SFI® Certified
A personalized wish is the best one, especially when it comes on greeting cards like these. All cards come with envelopes. The latest manufacturing techniques provide bright and crisp colors on sustainable premium papers.
The facilities used to produce our greeting cards are FSC® and SFI® certified and use sustainable papers.
Description
Description
Discover Our Ironic Sayings Greeting Card Set
Send a message that’s heartfelt-ish. The Ironic Sayings Greeting Card Set features expressive, sarcastic designs with a blank inside — perfect for friends, coworkers, exes, or anyone who appreciates passive-aggressive charm. Each card says what you're thinking, even if you don’t want to say it out loud.
Expressive Designs with a Side of Sarcasm
Each card features bold, ironic sayings in our signature expressive typography. Choose from designs like “Stable Genius,” “Well-Adjusted,” and “Totally Normal” — all printed in a style that’s self-aware, snarky, and visually punchy. These cards make a statement before you even open them.
- Multiple Sayings Per Set
- Signature Expressive Typography
- Bold, Self-Aware Humor
Perfect for Passive-Aggressive Sentiments
These cards are ideal for sending the right message — even when you’re not sure what that message is. Use them for birthday snark, awkward apologies, emotional distance, or just for fun. Keep a few on hand for moments that demand just the right amount of irony.
- Birthday Wishes
- Thank Yous
- Breakup Cards
- Holiday Notes
Product Details
Each set includes folded greeting cards in two sizes: 5" x 7" and A1 (3.5" x 4.875"), both with envelopes included. Cards are printed on 270gsm FSC® & SFI® certified cardstock with a coated front and uncoated interior for smooth writing. Designed and produced in the USA using sustainable materials. Blank inside for your own message — or subtle emotional sabotage.
- Two Sizes: 5" x 7" & A1 (3.5" x 4.875")
- 270gsm Premium Cardstock
- Coated Exterior, Uncoated Interior
- Blank Inside for Personal Messages
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At Geekists, we specialize in expressive, ironic products that trumps all. Enjoy free shipping on every order. Mix and match across our card sets and other sarcastic gifts to unlock bundle and save offers at checkout.
Part of Our Ironic Sayings Collection
This greeting card set is part of our Ironic Sayings Collection — expressive designs that speak volumes with minimal words. Explore more products with the same bold style and sharp humor.
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The Ironic Sayings Greeting Card Set ships free and gives you just enough emotional distance to feel close. Shop now and message accordingly.
Sizes
Sizes
Multiple sizes available. Check product variations for available sizes.
- 3.5" x 4.9"
- 5" x 7"
Materials
Materials
- 270gsm Premium Paper
- Sustainable Paper Source
- FSC® and SFI® Certified
Our greeting cards are printed on high-quality white paper with a coated or matte outside (check product details!) and with an uncoated inside — perfect for a quick note!
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.
Returns
Returns
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.











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