Discover Our Easy Breezy Placemat

The Easy Breezy Placemat sets the scene for anyone who hides panic behind politeness. Designed with expressive typography and an ironically calm presence, it’s ideal for brunches, burnout dinners, or just vibing through emotional chaos one bite at a time.

Ironic Calm, Printed Large

Featuring the phrase “Easy Breezy” in clean, soft-assertive type, this placemat looks like a chill dinner party but feels like mild dread with cutlery. It’s the ideal ironic home accessory for those who exude serenity but cry in Target parking lots.

• Expressive Typography
• Ironic Calm Energy
• Chill Yet Chaotic Design
• Perfect for Soft-Spoken Sarcasm

Everyday Durable, Emotionally Optional

This 18" x 14" placemat is made from 100% cotton twill with durable edge-to-edge print. It’s machine washable, long-lasting, and made in the USA using sustainable practices. Soft to the touch, strong enough for feelings — or at least forks.

• 100% Cotton Twill
• Machine Washable
• Sustainable Print-on-Demand
• Edge-to-Edge Design

Gift It or Keep It — No Pressure

Great for passive-aggressive gifting, self-aware table styling, or surprising that one brunch friend who silently spirals. This placemat does what therapy might if therapy was shaped like a rectangle and free to ship.

• Funny Gift Idea
• Holiday Host Humor
• Introvert-Approved Decor
• Brunch-Ready Irony

Part of Our Ironic Sayings Collection

This placemat is part of our Crazy Funny Typography Collection — expressive home goods and apparel for high-functioning weirdos with good taste in humor. Explore more favorites below:

• Stable Genius
• Peace Love Joy
• Happy Thoughts
• Well-Adjusted
• Totally Normal
• Easy Breezy

Shop Now for Subtly Funny Home Goods

The Easy Breezy Placemat ships free and doesn’t mind if your dinner guests cry — just don’t stain the cotton.

• Ships Free
• Bundle and Save
• Funny Host Gift
• Subtle Ironic Decor