Easy Breezy Placemat | Ironic Calm Table Decor
Easy Breezy Placemat | Ironic Calm Table Decor
Cotton Twill Placemat
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Key Features
Key Features
- One-Side Design; One Side Natural
- Extra Double-Layer Construction
- Precision Hemmed Edges
- Easy-to-Clean Material
- Machine Washable
- Fade-Resistant
- Long-Lasting
Description
Description
Discover Our Easy Breezy Placemat
The Easy Breezy Placemat sets the scene for anyone who hides panic behind politeness. Designed with expressive typography and an ironically calm presence, it’s ideal for brunches, burnout dinners, or just vibing through emotional chaos one bite at a time.
Ironic Calm, Printed Large
Featuring the phrase “Easy Breezy” in clean, soft-assertive type, this placemat looks like a chill dinner party but feels like mild dread with cutlery. It’s the ideal ironic home accessory for those who exude serenity but cry in Target parking lots.
- Expressive Typography
- Ironic Calm Energy
- Chill Yet Chaotic Design
- Perfect for Soft-Spoken Sarcasm
Everyday Durable, Emotionally Optional
This 18" x 14" placemat is made from 100% cotton twill with durable edge-to-edge print. It’s machine washable, long-lasting, and made in the USA using sustainable practices. Soft to the touch, strong enough for feelings — or at least forks.
- 100% Cotton Twill
- Machine Washable
- Sustainable Print-on-Demand
- Edge-to-Edge Design
Gift It or Keep It — No Pressure
Great for passive-aggressive gifting, self-aware table styling, or surprising that one brunch friend who silently spirals. This placemat does what therapy might if therapy was shaped like a rectangle and free to ship.
- Funny Gift Idea
- Holiday Host Humor
- Introvert-Approved Decor
- Brunch-Ready Irony
Part of Our Ironic Sayings Collection
This placemat is part of our Crazy Funny Typography Collection — expressive home goods and apparel for high-functioning weirdos with good taste in humor. Explore more favorites below:
- Stable Genius
- Peace Love Joy
- Happy Thoughts
- Well-Adjusted
- Totally Normal
- Easy Breezy
Shop Now for Subtly Funny Home Goods
The Easy Breezy Placemat ships free and doesn’t mind if your dinner guests cry — just don’t stain the cotton.
- Ships Free
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- Funny Host Gift
- Subtle Ironic Decor
Sizes
Sizes
One Size
- 18" × 14"
Materials
Materials
- 100% Cotton Twill
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
Returns
Returns
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.



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