Discover Our Well-Adjusted Tank Top

The Well-Adjusted Tank Top is for people who’ve convinced others they’re fine — or at least unbothered enough to avoid follow-up questions. It’s a self-deprecating nod to those managing internal chaos with external chill. Sleeveless, sarcastic, and socially lubricated by irony.

Self-Deprecating Style with Structure

This design makes the bold claim of being “Well-Adjusted” in the most suspiciously flat typography. It's dry, minimal, and emotionally misleading — just like your coping strategy. A wearable therapy worksheet without the paperwork.

• Self-Deprecating Humor
• Deadpan Typography
• Subtle Irony, Bold Energy
• Therapy-Adjacent Aesthetic
• Visibly Unbothered (Internally Spiraling)

Comfort + Product Details

This unisex jersey tank is made from soft, breathable Airlume cotton with a retail fit, ribbed armhole/neck trim, and tear-away label. Great for warm weather self-awareness or passive gym sessions.

• Unisex Sleeveless Fit
• Lightweight Cotton
• Side Seams & Ribbed Trim
• Tear-Away Label

For the Surprisingly Stable or Strategically Vague

Perfect for introverts who over-prepare for social events, people who answer “I’m good!” by reflex, or anyone who’s barely holding it together — with style. Makes a great gift for therapists, coworkers, or the friend who plans their breakdowns around weather.

• Great Gift for Overthinkers
• Perfect for Therapy Graduates
• Emotionally Vague Summer Shirt
• Funny Passive Gift Idea
• Ideal for Socially Capable Wrecks

Free Shipping + Bundle Deals

Free shipping on every tank. Bundle multiple designs or match across product types for layered sarcasm that’s easy to wear and hard to explain.

• Ships Free
• Bundle & Save
• Made in USA
• Print-On-Demand
• Sustainably Produced

Part of Our Ironic Sayings Collection

This tank is part of our Ironic Sayings Collection — expressive designs for people who laugh through the panic. Browse matching tanks, tees, notebooks, and more.