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Totally Normal Tank Top | Deadpan Funny Sleeveless Shirt

Totally Normal Tank Top | Deadpan Funny Sleeveless Shirt

Jersey Tank Top

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Key Features

  • Lightweight Airlume cotton jersey
  • Soft-touch, breathable comfort
  • Classic fit with unisex cut
  • Side seams with matching fabric binding
  • Tear-away label for comfort
  • Made in USA · crafted in fair-labor facilities
  • WRAP & Fair Labor Certified
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Description

Discover Our Totally Normal Tank Top

The Totally Normal Tank Top is here to tell the world: “nothing to see here.” This is denial in wearable form — clean, expressive, and definitely hiding something. It’s made for anyone who smiles through weird vibes and handles discomfort with carefully curated silence. Nothing says “functioning” like a tank top that says it out loud.

Deadpan Humor in Plain Sight

This design features “Totally Normal” in a centered, emotionless layout — no embellishments, no irony indicators, just text doing the bare minimum. That’s the joke. Whether you’re truly fine or deeply unwell, this tank lets people figure it out on their own.

  • Emotionally Neutral Design
  • Deadpan Typography
  • Subtle Humor, Bold Statement
  • Ironic Straight-Face Energy
  • Quietly Concerning

Comfort + Product Details

Crafted from 100% Airlume cotton, this unisex jersey tank includes ribbed neck and armhole binding, side seams, and a tear-away label. It’s lightweight and breathable — built for overheated spirals and passive awkwardness.

  • Unisex Fit
  • Breathable Cotton
  • Side Seams & Tear-Away Label
  • Lightweight Feel

For Questionably Stable Individuals

This is the perfect tank for quiet weirdos, awkward coworkers, or anyone whose vibe is “I’m totally normal, why would you ask?” Works for everyday wear, emotionally loaded family barbecues, or gifting to friends who definitely don’t journal.

  • Great for Ironic Everyday Wear
  • Funny Gift for Awkward Friends
  • Brunch Optional
  • Summer Weirdness Approved
  • Backhanded Compliment Ready

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This tank includes free shipping and qualifies for bundle & save deals across our Ironic Sayings line. Dress totally normal. Look suspiciously chill.

  • Ships Free
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  • Made in USA
  • Print-On-Demand
  • Sustainably Produced

Part of Our Ironic Sayings Collection

This tank is part of our Ironic Sayings Collection — expressive apparel for those who say less, but mean more. Explore other designs for your daily descent into quiet weirdness.

Sizes

  • XS - 2XL

Unisex fit that layers easily and moves with you.

Size Width Length Arm Opening
XS 16.25 26.00 9.50
S 18.25 27.00 10.00
M 20.25 27.00 10.75
L 22.25 29.00 11.50
XL 24.25 30.00 12.50
2XL 26.25 31.00 13.25

(measured flat in inches)

Materials

  • 100% Cotton
  • Airlume Combed
  • Ring‐Spun

Heather:

  • 52% Cotton
  • 48% Polyester

Athletic Heather:

  • 90% Cotton
  • 10% Polyester

Triblend Colors:

  • 50% Polyester
  • 25% Cotton
  • 25% Rayon

Multiple blends offer breathable comfort and smooth print surfaces—ideal for sporty, active, or leisure wear.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F).
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed.
  • Tumble dry low; iron medium heat.
  • Do not dry clean.

Returns

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

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