Happy Thoughts Tank Top | Dark Humor Sleeveless Shirt
Happy Thoughts Tank Top | Dark Humor Sleeveless Shirt
Lightweight Tank Top
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Key Features
Key Features
- Extra Lightweight
- Retail Fit
- True to Size
- Tear-Away Label
- Side Seams
- Same-Fabric Binding
This must-have (and high-quality!) jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. Side seams provide these long-lasting tanks with structural support. Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment
Description
Description
Discover Our Happy Thoughts Tank Top
Some thoughts are better left unsaid. Others get printed on tank tops. The Happy Thoughts design is for anyone who deals with life’s chaos using irony, passive deflection, and a little dark humor. Sleeveless, expressive, and only mildly threatening, this tank delivers summer vibes with just enough bite.
Dark Humor in Full Exposure
This design plays with contrast — “Happy Thoughts” spelled out in clean, structured typography that barely masks the chaos underneath. It’s the uniform of optimistic denial, designed to spark smirks, eye rolls, or concern (depending on who's reading).
- Dark Humor Statement
- Clean Minimal Typography
- Deadpan Energy
- Emotionally Vague
- Subtle Ironic Flex
Comfort + Product Details
This unisex jersey tank is made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. It features side seams, ribbed binding on the neck and armholes, and a tear-away label for extra comfort. It’s breathable enough for summer and expressive enough for your coping strategy.
- Unisex Fit
- Breathable Cotton
- Ribbed Trim & Side Seams
- Tear-Away Label
- Lightweight Fabric
For People Who Smile Through It
Made for anxious optimists, awkward extroverts, and anyone who wants to appear fine while melting. Wear it to therapy, brunch, or your next mental health break. Also makes a solid gift for dark humor fans or friends who “laugh through the pain.”
- Introvert-Extrovert Crossover
- Perfect for Ironic Self-Care
- Funny Gift for Friends Who Spiral
- Great for Poolside Deflection
- Summer-Ready Emotional Layer
Free Shipping + Bundle Deals
All of our Ironic Sayings tanks include free shipping and qualify for bundle & save discounts. Pair Happy Thoughts with other lies you like to wear.
- Ships Free
- Bundle & Save Available
- Made in USA
- Print-On-Demand
- Sustainably Produced
Part of Our Ironic Sayings Collection
This tank is part of our Ironic Sayings Collection — expressive sarcasm for people who manage their chaos stylishly. Explore matching tees, notebooks, and more.
Sizes
Sizes
- XS - 2XL
Size | Width | Length | Arm Opening |
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XS | 16.25 | 26.00 | 9.50 |
S | 18.25 | 27.00 | 10.00 |
M | 20.25 | 27.00 | 10.75 |
L | 22.25 | 29.00 | 11.50 |
XL | 24.25 | 30.00 | 12.50 |
2XL | 26.25 | 31.00 | 13.25 |
(measured flat in inches)
Materials
Materials
Solid Colors: 100% cotton
Heather Colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
Athletic Heather Color: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Triblend Colors: 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
Returns
Returns
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.






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