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Happy Thoughts Tank Top | Dark Humor Sleeveless Shirt

Happy Thoughts Tank Top | Dark Humor Sleeveless Shirt

Jersey Tank Top

$20.99 USD
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Key Features

  • Lightweight Jersey
  • 100% Airlume combed & ring‐spun cotton
  • Breathable comfort
  • Unisex retail fit
  • Sleeveless tank top
  • Side‐seamed construction
  • Shoulder‐to‐shoulder taping
  • Tear‐away label
  • Made in USA
  • WRAP Certified
  • Fair Labor Association

Soft, durable, and responsibly made—perfect for Geekists' designs, all‐day wear, and to match your individual style.

Description

Discover Our Happy Thoughts Tank Top

Some thoughts are better left unsaid. Others get printed on tank tops. The Happy Thoughts design is for anyone who deals with life’s chaos using irony, passive deflection, and a little dark humor. Sleeveless, expressive, and only mildly threatening, this tank delivers summer vibes with just enough bite.

Dark Humor in Full Exposure

This design plays with contrast — “Happy Thoughts” spelled out in clean, structured typography that barely masks the chaos underneath. It’s the uniform of optimistic denial, designed to spark smirks, eye rolls, or concern (depending on who's reading).

  • Dark Humor Statement
  • Clean Minimal Typography
  • Deadpan Energy
  • Emotionally Vague
  • Subtle Ironic Flex

Comfort + Product Details

This unisex jersey tank is made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. It features side seams, ribbed binding on the neck and armholes, and a tear-away label for extra comfort. It’s breathable enough for summer and expressive enough for your coping strategy.

  • Unisex Fit
  • Breathable Cotton
  • Ribbed Trim & Side Seams
  • Tear-Away Label
  • Lightweight Fabric

For People Who Smile Through It

Made for anxious optimists, awkward extroverts, and anyone who wants to appear fine while melting. Wear it to therapy, brunch, or your next mental health break. Also makes a solid gift for dark humor fans or friends who “laugh through the pain.”

  • Introvert-Extrovert Crossover
  • Perfect for Ironic Self-Care
  • Funny Gift for Friends Who Spiral
  • Great for Poolside Deflection
  • Summer-Ready Emotional Layer

Free Shipping + Bundle Deals

All of our Ironic Sayings tanks include free shipping and qualify for bundle & save discounts. Pair Happy Thoughts with other lies you like to wear.

  • Ships Free
  • Bundle & Save Available
  • Made in USA
  • Print-On-Demand
  • Sustainably Produced

Part of Our Ironic Sayings Collection

This tank is part of our Ironic Sayings Collection — expressive sarcasm for people who manage their chaos stylishly. Explore matching tees, notebooks, and more.

Sizes

  • XS - 2XL
Size Width Length Arm Opening
XS 16.25 26.00 9.50
S 18.25 27.00 10.00
M 20.25 27.00 10.75
L 22.25 29.00 11.50
XL 24.25 30.00 12.50
2XL 26.25 31.00 13.25

(measured flat in inches)

Materials

  • 100% Cotton
  • Airlume Combed
  • Ring‐Spun

Heather:

  • 52% Cotton
  • 48% Polyester

Athletic Heather:

  • 90% Cotton
  • 10% Polyester

Triblend Colors:

  • 50% Polyester
  • 25% Cotton
  • 25% Rayon

Multiple blends offer breathable comfort and smooth print surfaces—ideal for sporty, active, or leisure wear.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash warm (max 40C/105F)
  • Non‐chlorine bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry medium
  • Iron/steam/dry medium heat
  • Do not dry clean

Returns

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

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