Merry Holidays Drunk Santa Claus Apron | Funny Christmas Cooking Apron with Pockets

Drunk Santa Claus Kitchen Apron – Funny, Festive & Perfect for Holiday Chaos

Spice up your kitchen antics with our Drunk Santa Claus Apron, part of the Merry Holidays collection. Whether you’re hosting a Christmas party or just sipping cocoa while stirring the pot, this apron adds laughter to your holiday prep.

Design That Brings the Holiday Buzz

This comic-inspired apron features Santa in full party mode—cocktail in hand and expression unbothered. Bold lines and rich color saturation give the retro vibe nerds and humor-lovers crave.

• Retro drunk Santa artwork
• Comic-style color and detail
• Bold graphic illustration
• Fun for party hosts and foodies
• Part of our Drunk Santa Collection

Shopper-Focused Humor & Function

Designed for home cooks, party hosts, and lovers of gag gifts. This apron’s personality-driven design makes it a go-to for quirky seasonal gifting—whether for the chef, the bartender, or the brunch queen in your life.

• Great for Christmas hosts
• Perfect white elephant or gag gift
• Holiday-themed kitchen fun
• Lightweight for long wear

Lightweight Comfort Meets Everyday Use

Made from strong yet silky polyester, this apron features an adjustable neck strap and two front pockets—ideal for cooking, baking, and multitasking through the holidays. Its quick-dry finish means less mess, more laughs.

• Silky, lightweight polyester
• Adjustable neck strap
• Two handy front pockets
• Durable, shape-retaining fabric
• One size fits most (28.25” × 32.5”)
• Hand wash only

Complete the Look With Drunk Santa Decor

This apron is part of our Drunk Santa Collection—mix and match with coordinating towels, mugs, or banners for a gift bundle or kitchen upgrade that keeps spirits high.

Made on-demand with sustainable practices. Add some buzz to your holiday kitchen—grab your Drunk Santa apron today!