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  • Home Stuff > Outdoor Living > Boho Beach Blanket Merry Holidays Drunk Santa Beach Blanket | Funny Christmas in July Blanket
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Merry Holidays Drunk Santa Beach Blanket | Funny Christmas in July Blanket

Merry Holidays Drunk Santa Beach Blanket | Funny Christmas in July Blanket

Boho Beach Blanket

$56.49 USD
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Key Features

  • Quick-Dry Fabric
  • Knotted Tassels
  • One-Sided Print
  • Strong & Durable

Ideal for traveling, camping, hiking, the beach, and other outdoor spaces. Made with 100% soft polyester, these beach cloths come in a big size of 38" x 81" and are the perfect for all your outdoor excursions.

Description

Drunk Santa Beach Blanket – Funny Christmas in July Throw for Summer Parties

Celebrate sunshine and Santa with our Drunk Santa Beach Blanket, featuring our cheeky “Merry Holidays” design. Whether it’s for lounging poolside or making a splash at a holiday BBQ, this oversized beach blanket wraps up humor, comfort, and seasonal sass all in one.

Big Graphic Style with Bold Holiday Humor

Santa's clearly had a few too many, and now he's the life of your next pool party. Featuring a full-body Drunk Santa print and festive “Merry Holidays” text, this towel turns heads whether it’s July or December.

  • Drunk Santa full-body graphic
  • Bold “Merry Holidays” lettering
  • Perfect for seasonal selfies
  • Retro kitsch with beach party flair
  • Exclusive Geekists™ art design

Cozy & Durable for Indoor or Outdoor Use

This oversized beach blanket is crafted for comfort and practicality—super soft, absorbent, and built for both sand and sofa. Its lightweight fabric folds easily for travel while staying bold and bright with every wash.

  • Oversized for full-body lounging
  • Soft-touch fabric
  • Durable print, won't fade
  • Folds easily for travel or storage
  • Machine washable

Funny Summer Gift for Santa Fans

Whether you're shopping for a Christmas-in-July fanatic, a pool party gag gift, or something cheeky for the beach-lover who has everything—this blanket hits the mark. It’s a cozy crowd-pleaser for holiday humor lovers of all kinds.

  • Perfect for Christmas in July gifts
  • Great Secret Santa swap idea
  • Ideal for gag gifts & novelty collections
  • Awesome for Santa fans & beachgoers
  • Fun addition to summer parties & BBQs

Part of the Drunk Santa Collection

This blanket coordinates with matching towels, mugs, and more in the full Drunk Santa Collection. Mix and match to create the ultimate gift bundle or festive display.

Free U.S. Shipping on every order. Add holiday humor to your summer and grab yours today!

Sizes

38" × 81"

Materials

100% Polyester

Care Instructions

Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.

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We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

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