Merry Holidays Drunk Santa Beach Towel | Funny Christmas in July Towel
Merry Holidays Drunk Santa Beach Towel | Funny Christmas in July Towel
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Key Features
Key Features
- Heavyweight Towel
- Cotton Loop Backing
- Strong & Durable
- Quick-Dry Fabric
- Soft & Luxurious
- One-Sided Print
- Two Sizes
The long, fine fibers of combed cotton create a soft and durable towel. Edges are folded and sewn, making the towel durable and long-lasting.
Description
Description
Drunk Santa Beach Towel – Funny Holiday Gift for Summer & Poolside Laughs
Get wrapped up in holiday cheer with our Drunk Santa Beach Towel. Featuring the hilarious “Merry Holidays” graphic of Santa enjoying his off-season buzz, this towel brings kitsch comedy to any warm-weather gathering.
Bold Humor Meets Retro Santa Style
This exclusive Geekists™ design gives our red-faced Santa center stage, complete with festive typography and vintage-style flair. From poolside hangouts to sunbathing selfies, it's a guaranteed conversation-starter.
- Exclusive Drunk Santa illustration
- Funny “Merry Holidays” message
- Perfect for photo ops
- Bold full-print coverage
- Retro holiday aesthetic
Soft & Lightweight for Daily Use
This towel isn’t just a looker—it’s absorbent, quick-drying, and lightweight enough for daily beach, pool, or bathroom use. Its bright colors stay vivid, wash after wash.
- Soft microfiber blend
- Fast-drying & absorbent
- Durable for daily use
- Folds compactly
- Machine washable
Perfect Gag Gift for Holiday Beach Vibes
Ideal for friends who love weird gifts, funny party accessories, or ironic Christmas spirit—even in July. This towel makes a great surprise for beach lovers, party hosts, or Santa superfans.
- Perfect for beach lovers & holiday nerds
- Fun Secret Santa or white elephant option
- Great for summer birthday gag gifts
- Cheeky addition to party gift bags
- Ideal for seasonal humor lovers
Coordinates with the Drunk Santa Collection
This towel pairs perfectly with matching blankets, mugs, and décor items in our Drunk Santa Collection. Build a bundle or grab a full set to maximize the laughs.
Free U.S. Shipping on every order. Order now for the funniest beach day of the season!
Sizes
Sizes
- 30" × 60"
- 36" × 72"
Materials
Materials
- 50% Cotton
- 50% Polyester
Function meets form with its heavyweight white cotton loop backing and vibrant polyester front.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.
Returns
Returns
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.



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