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Happy Thoughts V-Neck T-Shirt | Ironic Dark Humor Tee

Happy Thoughts V-Neck T-Shirt | Ironic Dark Humor Tee

Lightweight V-Neck Tee

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Key Features

  • Lightweight Fabric
  • Breathable
  • Easy to Layer
  • Side Seams
  • Ribbed Knit Collar
  • Shoulder Tape
  • Fair Labor Association
  • Platinum WRAP Certified

From active and leisure wear to casual and semi-formal settings, our retail fit tees with a classic v-neck are perfect for layering and accessorizing.

We manufacture all our products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.

Located along the sides, side seams help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support. Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape. Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Description

Discover Our Happy Thoughts V-Neck T-Shirt

Smile through the chaos. The Happy Thoughts T-Shirt is your wearable version of “I’m fine” — cheerful on the surface, darkly hilarious underneath. Perfect for those who grin through burnout, dodge toxic positivity, and appreciate their sarcasm in soft cotton.

Cheerfully Cynical Design

“Happy Thoughts” is printed in expressive fine-line typography, delivering irony with a side of fake optimism. This design is ideal for brunches you regret RSVPing to, small talk that drains your soul, or any setting where silent sarcasm says it all.

  • Bold Typography with a Subtle Edge
  • Dark Humor for Burned-Out Optimists
  • Best Viewed in Medium or Large Sizes
  • Pairs Well with Eye Rolls & Espresso

Soft Cotton, Strong Message

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this lightweight (4.2 oz) unisex tee is breathable, soft, and structured to last. Features include ribbed knit collars, tapered shoulders, and dual side seams for long-term shape retention. No-sweatshop, WRAP-certified production. Tear-away label for extra comfort.

  • 4.2 oz Lightweight Cotton
  • Soft, Durable, and Pre-Shrunk
  • Ethically Made in Certified Facilities
  • Classic V-Neck Cut

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At Geekists, we deliver expressive irony with style. Enjoy free shipping on every order, and get bundle and save discounts when you grab multiple tees or match with other sarcastic designs.

Part of Our Ironic Sayings Collection

This tee is part of our Ironic Sayings Collection — expressive apparel that pairs witty designs with self-aware humor. Explore more looks below:

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Say what you're not saying — loudly. The Happy Thoughts Tee ships free and wears like a smirk.

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  • Perfect for Burned-Out Optimists
  • Great Gift for Overthinkers

Sizes

Retail Fit

  • XS - 2XL
Size Width Length Sleeve
XS 16.50 26.625 8.625
S 17.875 27.625 8.875
M 20 28.625 9.125
L 22 29.625 9.375
XL 23.875 30.625 9.625
2XL 25.875 31.625 10
3XL 27.875 32.625 10.375

(measured flat in inches)

Materials

100% Cotton - Airlume combed and ring-spun

-- Fabric Blends ---

Heather Colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester

Athletic Heather & Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Care Instructions

Do not dryclean; Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat.

Returns

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

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