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Happy Thoughts T-Shirt | Ironic Dark Humor Tee

Happy Thoughts T-Shirt | Ironic Dark Humor Tee

Lightweight Jersey Tee

$19.99 USD
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Key Features

  • Lightweight Fabric
  • Breathable
  • Easy to Layer
  • Side Seams
  • Ribbed Knit Collar
  • Shoulder Tape
  • Fair Labor Association
  • Platinum WRAP Certified

From active and leisure wear to casual and semi-formal settings, our retail fit tees with a classic crewneck are perfect for layering and accessorizing.

We manufacture all our products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.

Located along the sides, side seams help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support. Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape. Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Description

Discover Our Happy Thoughts T-Shirt

Smile through the chaos. The Happy Thoughts T-Shirt blends toxic positivity with dark humor in a bold, expressive design that says what you’re really thinking — just politely enough. It’s soft, sarcastic, and perfect for anyone who uses irony as a coping mechanism.

Dark Humor with a Smile

This design wraps cheerful energy around existential dread using fine-line typography and strategic optimism. “Happy Thoughts” appears clean and friendly — a visual contradiction that says everything without saying too much.

  • Toxic Positivity Reimagined
  • Subtle Existential Humor
  • Fine-Line Typography
  • Minimalist Irony
  • Cheerful Misdirection

Soft Cotton for Soft Crises

This classic unisex jersey tee is made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Lightweight and breathable with ribbed collars, tapered shoulders, and dual side seams for lasting fit. Sustainably made in WRAP-certified, sweatshop-free facilities. Tear-away label for added comfort.

  • Unisex Retail Fit
  • 100% Airlume Cotton
  • Tear-Away Label
  • Fair Labor Certified
  • Lightweight & Durable

For Anxious Optimists & Emotional Gymnasts

Ideal for introverts faking cheer, burned-out overachievers, or anyone masking a meltdown with a smile. Also makes a thoughtful gift for your most emotionally complex friend or therapist-adjacent coworker.

  • Perfect for Overthinkers
  • Funny Gift for Cynical Souls
  • Great for Awkward Brunches
  • Emotional Camouflage Approved
  • Subtle Humor Statement

Ships Free with a Side of Sarcasm

Every Happy Thoughts T-Shirt includes free shipping and qualifies for bundle discounts. Add more ironic styles to your wardrobe — your coping strategy deserves options.

  • Ships Free
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  • Made in USA
  • Print-On-Demand
  • Sustainably Produced

Part of Our Ironic Sayings Collection

This tee is part of our Ironic Sayings Collection — expressive sarcasm for people who laugh through the chaos. Wear your wit, not your worries.

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Sizes

  • XS-5XL

Size

 Width Length Sleeve
XS 16.50 27.00 8.75
S 18.00 28.00 9.00
M 20.00 29.00 9.25
L 22.00 30.00 9.50
XL 24.00 31.00 9.75
2XL 26.00 32.00 10.00
3XL 28.00 33.00 10.25
4XL 30.00 34.00 10.75
5XL 32.00 35.00 11.25

(measured flat in inches)

Materials

Airlume Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton:

  • 100% Cotton

Ash and Heather Prism Colors:

  • 99% Cotton
  • 1% Polyester

Heather Colors:

  • 52% Cotton
  • 48% Polyester

Athletic Heather & Black Heather:

  • 90% Cotton
  • 10% Polyester

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

Returns

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

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