• Kitchen & Dining Cloth Cotton Placemats 18" × 14"
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Happy Thoughts Placemat | Ironic Home Decor with Dark Humor

Happy Thoughts Placemat | Ironic Home Decor with Dark Humor

Cotton Twill Placemat

$19.99 USD
$19.99 USD
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Key Features

  • One-Side Design; One Side Natural
  • Extra Double-Layer Construction
  • Precision Hemmed Edges
  • Easy-to-Clean Material
  • Machine Washable
  • Fade-Resistant
  • Long-Lasting

Description

Discover Our Happy Thoughts Placemat

Because some meals deserve sarcasm. The Happy Thoughts Placemat looks cheerful at a glance — but it’s really here to make passive-aggressive statements on your behalf. Whether you're hosting brunch, dodging holiday emotions, or quietly unraveling at dinner, this cotton twill classic delivers irony with every plate.

Smiling Through the Chaos

The “Happy Thoughts” design features expressive typography that reads like a cheerful lie — upbeat enough to pass inspection, ironic enough to make you smirk. It’s perfect for table settings where the real meal is emotional labor.

  • Ironic Typography
  • Dark Humor Statement
  • Subtle Passive-Aggression
  • Cheerfully Unhinged Design

Everyday Durability with Expressive Style

Made from 100% cotton twill, this 18" x 14" placemat is machine washable and printed edge-to-edge for full visual impact. Made in the USA with sustainable print-on-demand practices. Whether it's family dinners or protest brunches, this placemat holds up — emotionally and physically.

  • 100% Cotton Twill
  • 18" x 14" Dimensions
  • Edge-to-Edge Print
  • Machine Washable
  • Sustainably Made in the USA

Perfect for Passive-Aggressive Table Settings

Ideal for hosts with a dry sense of humor, families with unspoken drama, or introverts in survival mode. Whether it's brunch or Thanksgiving, this placemat helps keep your message clear — without saying a word.

  • Funny Holiday Host Gift
  • Introvert Dining Decor
  • Burnout Table Mood Setter
  • Relatable, Darkly Funny Vibe

Part of Our Crazy Funny Typography Collection

This placemat is part of our Crazy Funny Typography Collection — expressive home goods and apparel with humor that hits too close to home. Explore matching products and sarcastic favorites below:

  • Stable Genius
  • Peace Love Joy
  • Happy Thoughts
  • Well-Adjusted
  • Totally Normal
  • Easy Breezy

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Set your table with just the right amount of judgment. The Happy Thoughts Placemat ships free and delivers a full serving of irony.

  • Ships Free
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  • Great for Snarky Hosts
  • Limited Edition Decor

Sizes

One Size

  • 18" × 14"

Materials

  • 100% Cotton Twill

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

Returns

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

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