• Kitchen & Dining Cloth Cotton Placemats 18" × 14"
  • Kitchen & Dining Cloth Cotton Placemats
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Happy Thoughts Placemat | Ironic Home Decor with Dark Humor – Free Shipping

Happy Thoughts Placemat | Ironic Home Decor with Dark Humor – Free Shipping

Cotton Twill Placemat

$19.99 USD
$19.99 USD
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Weil am Rhein

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Key Features

  • One-Side Design; One Side Natural
  • Extra Double-Layer Construction
  • Precision Hemmed Edges
  • Easy-to-Clean Material
  • Machine Washable
  • Fade-Resistant
  • Long-Lasting

Description

Discover Our Happy Thoughts Placemat

Because some meals deserve sarcasm. The Happy Thoughts Placemat looks cheerful at a glance — but it’s really here to make passive-aggressive statements on your behalf. Whether you're hosting brunch, dodging holiday emotions, or quietly unraveling at dinner, this cotton twill classic delivers irony with every plate.

Smiling Through It — Literally

  • Dark Humor in Bright Letters: The “Happy Thoughts” design is printed edge-to-edge in expressive typography, cheerful enough to pass inspection, jaded enough to tell the truth.
  • Perfect for the Burned-Out: Great for families who fake it, hosts who overshare, and introverts cornered at the table.
  • Subtle Shade Included: It’s polite. It’s pleasant. It’s probably about you.

Product Details

Made from 100% cotton twill, this 18" x 14" placemat is machine washable and printed in the USA using sustainable methods. Durable enough for everyday meals, bold enough for protest brunches, and ironic enough to pair with any mood. Easy to clean, hard to ignore.

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At Geekists, we specialize in expressive, ironic products that trumps all. Enjoy free shipping on every order and unlock bundle and save discounts when you grab multiple styles or mix and match across product types.

Part of Our Ironic Sayings Collection

This placemat is part of our Ironic Sayings Collection — expressive home goods and apparel with the kind of humor that hits too close to home. Explore more styles below:

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Set your table with just the right amount of judgment. The Happy Thoughts Placemat ships free and delivers a full serving of irony.

Sizes

One Size

  • 18" × 14"

Materials

  • 100% Cotton Twill

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

Returns

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

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