"Thank You! But I wanted cash." Sarcastic Midnight Floral Garden Greeting Cards, A Playful Twist on Classic Gratitude
"Thank You! But I wanted cash." Sarcastic Midnight Floral Garden Greeting Cards, A Playful Twist on Classic Gratitude
Greeting Cards (1, 10, 30, and 50pcs)
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Key Features
Key Features
- Premium Paper
- Envelopes Included
- Sourced in USA
- Sustainable Paper
- FSC® Certified
- SFI® Certified
A personalized wish is the best one, especially when it comes on greeting cards like these. All cards come with envelopes. The latest manufacturing techniques provide bright and crisp colors on sustainable premium papers.
The facilities used to produce our greeting cards are FSC® and SFI® certified and use sustainable papers.
Description
Description
Express gratitude with a twist of humor using Geekists' "Thank You! But I wanted cash." Sarcastic Midnight Floral Garden Greeting Cards. This set merges the timeless beauty of midnight blue florals with a dash of playful irreverence, perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh with their thank yous.
These cards are not just a means to express appreciation; they're a memorable way to bring a smile, a raised eyebrow, or even a hearty laugh.
Printed on high-quality 270gsm premium paper sourced from FSC® and SFI® certified facilities, each card reflects our commitment to environmental responsibility. The sharp contrast of elegant typography and graphic wit against a backdrop of night-blooming florals captures the eye, while the cheeky message inside, "But I wanted cash," provides an unexpected jolt of joy.
Available in multiple sizes and suitable for various occasions, these greeting cards resonate with humor enthusiasts and lovers of unique, eco-conscious stationery. Whether for birthdays, anniversaries, or just to say thanks, these cards are versatile year-round, ready to add a bit of playful sass to the everyday. So, go ahead and thank someone in style—with a wink and a nudge towards the lighter side of life.
Sizes
Sizes
Multiple sizes available. Check product variations for available sizes. All sizes are come in both horizontal and vertical orientations.
- 3.5" x 4.9"
- 4.25" x 5.5"
- 4.6" x 6.25"
- 5" x 7"
Materials
Materials
- 270gsm Premium Paper
- Sustainable Paper Source
- FSC® and SFI® Certified
Our greeting cards are printed on high-quality white paper with a coated or matte outside (check product details!) and with an uncoated inside — perfect for a quick note!
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.
Returns
Returns
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
To read more, and to start a return, CLICK HERE.
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