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Dirty Gardener Puns Greeting Cards (10, 30, and 50pcs), with punny "I got you something dirty." message

Dirty Gardener Puns Greeting Cards (10, 30, and 50pcs), with punny "I got you something dirty." message

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Key Features

  • Premium Paper
  • Envelopes Included
  • Sourced in USA
  • Sustainable Paper
  • FSC® Certified
  • SFI® Certified

A personalized wish is the best one, especially when it comes on greeting cards like these. All cards come with envelopes. The latest manufacturing techniques provide bright and crisp colors on sustainable premium papers.
The facilities used to produce our greeting cards are FSC® and SFI® certified and use sustainable papers.

Dirty Puns 'n Sprouts Greeting Cards, Funny, "I got you something dirty" special message.

Unearth a World of Humor with Geekists' Garden Puns Greeting Cards

Get ready to plant a smile on someone's face with Geekists' Dirty Puns 'n Sprouts Greeting Cards. Perfect for the green-thumbed geek in your life, these cards are a sustainable way to share a laugh. Made with 270gsm premium paper sourced sustainably and FSC® & SFI® Certified, our cards are a guilt-free pleasure, sprouting with vibrant colors and crisp, earthy designs. Each card is a canvas for your words, featuring a high-quality white paper inside that's uncoated and ready for your punniest messages.

Whether it's spring's first planting or autumn's hearty harvest, these cards bring the joy of the seasons to any occasion. With sizes ranging from 3.5" x 4.9" to 5" x 7", and available in both landscape and portrait orientations, they're the perfect fit for birthdays, holidays, or just because. The Dirty Puns 'n Sprouts series captures the essence of garden life with playful puns and sprout visuals, wrapped in a rustic charm that will resonate with eco-conscious consumers and gardening enthusiasts alike.

At Geekists, we celebrate the nerd in all of us with a nod to Mother Nature. Our products bridge the digital divide with thoughtful design and eco-friendly practices, making them the ideal gift for anyone who appreciates a clever twist on the joys of gardening. So go ahead, give the gift of laughter and sustainability with our Garden Puns Greeting Cards—where wit meets grit and eco-consciousness meets clever design.


Multiple sizes available. Check product variations for available sizes. All sizes are come in both horizontal and vertical orientations.

  • 3.5" x 4.9"
  • 4.25" x 5.5"
  • 4.6" x 6.25"
  • 5" x 7"


  • 270gsm Premium Paper
  • Sustainable Paper Source
  • FSC® and SFI® Certified

Our greeting cards are printed on high-quality white paper with a coated or matte outside (check product details!) and with an uncoated inside — perfect for a quick note!

Care Instructions

Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.


We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

To read more, and to start a return, CLICK HERE.

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