• Asphalt-3XL T-Shirt Sir Yes Sir! Alpha Guy Military Nerd | Distressed Command T-Shirts for LGBTQ+ Army Families
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Sir Yes Sir! Alpha Guy Military Nerd | Distressed Command T-Shirts for LGBTQ+ Army Families

Sir Yes Sir! Alpha Guy Military Nerd | Distressed Command T-Shirts for LGBTQ+ Army Families

Short Sleeve Jersey Tee

$19.99 USD
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Key Features

  • Lightweight Jersey
  • 100% Airlume combed & ring‑spun cotton
  • Breathable comfort
  • Unisex retail fit
  • Crew neckline
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label
  • Made in USA
  • WRAP Certified
  • Fair Labor Association

Soft, durable, and responsibly made—perfect for Geekists' designs, all-day wear, and to match your individual style.

Description

Command Respect with Our "Sir" Alpha Guy Military Nerd T-Shirts

Showcase your strength and authority with the "Sir Alpha Guy Military Nerd" design. This distressed military-inspired tee captures the essence of alpha pride with bold graphics and a rugged aesthetic. Whether you’re honoring military tradition or standing out with commanding energy, this shirt blends form and force.

Military Design for Alpha Personalities

The "Sir Alpha Guy" design channels leadership and legacy. With a vintage-style, distressed finish and military-themed font, this graphic stands as a salute to strength, order, and alpha confidence. It’s ideal for those who wear their mindset proudly—at home or in charge.

Durable and Comfortable Military-Inspired Apparel

Built for comfort and durability, this short sleeve tee features soft cotton, retail fit, and ribbed detailing. Whether you're part of a military family or just living the alpha lifestyle, it’s made for wear that commands attention.

Gifts for Alpha Males and Military Nerds

Looking for a bold gift for a military enthusiast or alpha personality? This tee is a standout pick for anyone with strong values and dominant energy. Whether gifting or gearing up yourself, it's made to empower.

Step into your strength and make a statement. Shop the full "Sir" collection today and enjoy automatic Bundle-n-Save discounts—ideal for couples or anyone who commands attention.

Sizes

  • XS-5XL

Size

 Width Length Sleeve
XS 16.50 27.00 8.75
S 18.00 28.00 9.00
M 20.00 29.00 9.25
L 22.00 30.00 9.50
XL 24.00 31.00 9.75
2XL 26.00 32.00 10.00
3XL 28.00 33.00 10.25
4XL 30.00 34.00 10.75
5XL 32.00 35.00 11.25

(measured flat in inches)

Materials

  • 100% Cotton
  • Airlume Combed
  • Ring‐Spun

Ash/Heather Prism:

  • 99% Cotton
  • 1% Polyester

Heather:

  • 52% Cotton
  • 48% Polyester

Athletic/Black Heather:

  • 90% Cotton
  • 10% Polyester

Soft‐touch cotton blends designed for graphic clarity and long‐term durability. And good enough for all Geekists!

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Iron/steam/dry medium heat
  • Do not dry clean

Returns

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

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