• 38-81-Polyester Home Decor Sexy Santa Boho Beach Cloth Blanket | Warm Campfire Throw
  • Home Decor Sexy Santa Boho Beach Cloth Blanket | Warm Campfire Throw
  • Home Decor Sexy Santa Boho Beach Cloth Blanket | Warm Campfire Throw
  • Home Decor Sexy Santa Boho Beach Cloth Blanket | Warm Campfire Throw
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Big Hanging Sack Boho Beach Blanket – Funny Christmas in July Santa Towel

Big Hanging Sack Boho Beach Blanket – Funny Christmas in July Santa Towel

Boho Beach Blanket

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Key Features

  • Quick-Dry Fabric
  • Knotted Tassels
  • One-Sided Print
  • Strong & Durable

Ideal for traveling, camping, hiking, the beach, and other outdoor spaces. Made with 100% soft polyester, these beach cloths come in a big size of 38" x 81" and are the perfect for all your outdoor excursions.

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Big Hanging Sack Funny Boho Beach Blanket – Nerdy Santa Humor for Summer Holidays

Make your beach setup bold and hilarious with our Big Hanging Sack Boho Beach Blanket. Featuring cheeky comic art and retro holiday vibes, this oversized round towel is the perfect way to bring Christmas mischief to pool parties, lake getaways, or your next BBQ picnic.

Naughty Santa Style for Summer Nerds

This playful design features our classic Naughty Santa clutching his oversized gift sack with bold “Ho‑Ho‑Ho!” flair. With retro comic inspiration and vibrant color, it’s perfect for holiday humor lovers who want to show off their weird side all summer long.

  • Cheeky comic book Santa graphic
  • Retro Ho‑Ho‑Ho! typography
  • Bright, saturated print
  • Christmas-in-July approved
  • Great for quirky gift-giving

Soft, Lightweight & Ready for the Outdoors

This round beach blanket/towel features a soft polyester microfiber front and white cotton backing, making it ideal for lounging, picnicking, or wrapping up after a dip. Lightweight and packable with bright fade-resistant print.

  • 59" round size (diameter)
  • Poly front / white cotton terry back
  • One-sided vibrant print
  • Fringed edge for beachy flair
  • Lightweight, easy to carry
  • Machine washable
  • Made in USA

Smart Gifting for Summer Nerds & Holiday Jokers

This towel is perfect for comic nerds, poolside pranksters, or warm-weather holiday lovers. Whether you’re bringing it to a July beach bash, giving it as a white elephant twist, or just making your summer setup hilarious—it brings bold comic energy wherever it goes.

  • Perfect for nerdy summer birthdays
  • Great gag gift for beach parties
  • Fun stocking stuffer idea for warm-weather states
  • Ideal for comic lovers & holiday humor fans
  • Pairs perfectly with our Naughty Santa beach towel

Pair With Our Naughty Santa Collection for Maximum Mischief

Part of our Ho‑Ho‑Ho! Naughty Santa Collection, this beach blanket coordinates with matching towels, bath decor, and more. Celebrate summer with nerdy Christmas chaos you won’t find anywhere else.

Free U.S. Shipping on every order. Bring the jolly to July—get yours now!

Sizes

38" × 81"

Materials

100% Polyester

Care Instructions

Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.

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To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

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