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Happy Thoughts, Funny & Ironic 100% Cotton Twill Placemat - A Cynically Clever Table Addition, 1pc

Happy Thoughts, Funny & Ironic 100% Cotton Twill Placemat - A Cynically Clever Table Addition, 1pc

100% Cotton Twill Placemats

$19.99 USD
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Key Features

  • One-Side Design; One Side Natural
  • Extra Double-Layer Construction
  • Precision Hemmed Edges
  • Easy-to-Clean Material
  • Machine Washable
  • Fade-Resistant
  • Long-Lasting

Description

Runny & Ironic "Happy Thoughts" Cotton Twill Placemat for the Delightfully Pessimistic. 

Not all "Happy Thoughts" are what they seem. Our Hillarious & Ironic "Happy Thoughts" Cotton Twill Placemat delivers a clever twist on traditional positivity, perfect for those who appreciate a more cynical take on life. The juxtaposition of the phrase and the design’s tone offers a unique blend of humor and wit that’s sure to catch the eye—and start a conversation.

Why You’ll Love It

The Happy Thoughts placemat is full of funny irony and designed for those who enjoy a dash of sarcasm with their meal. Crafted from high-quality 100% cotton twill, this placemat balances its ironic message with durability and style, making it a standout piece in any dining room.

  • Premium Cotton Twill: Made from 100% cotton twill, this placemat offers a sturdy and soft surface that’s ideal for daily use—whether your thoughts are happy or not.
  • Unexpected Design: The "Happy Thoughts" message is presented in a way that might make you question just how happy those thoughts really are, appealing to those with a taste for dry humor.
  • Perfect for Cynics: Whether you’re setting the table for one or hosting friends who share your jaded view, this placemat adds a layer of irony to any dining experience.

Quality You Can Rely On

Beyond the clever design, the Funny & Ironic 'Happy Thoughts' placemat is made to last. It’s machine washable and features fade-resistant prints, ensuring the design stays sharp and ironic, no matter how many meals you enjoy on it.

  • Fade-Resistant Print: Enjoy lasting quality and clarity, even after repeated washes. This placemat will keep its edge, just like you.
  • Made in the USA: Each placemat is made on-demand in the USA, supporting sustainable practices and high-quality craftsmanship.

Embrace the irony with our "Happy Thoughts" placemat—perfect for those who see the world with a touch of cynicism and a lot of humor.

Order today to enjoy free shipping and take advantage of our bundle and save discounts. It’s the perfect way to stock up on uniquely witty decor while keeping your budget happy—no irony there!

Sizes

One Size

  • 18" × 14"

Materials

  • 100% Cotton Twill

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

Returns

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

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