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Crimson Heartbeat Apron - Emo Pain & Goth Hurt Design for the Brooding Chef

Crimson Heartbeat Apron - Emo Pain & Goth Hurt Design for the Brooding Chef

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Key Features

  • Lightweight
  • Silky Finish 
  • Adjustable Strap 
  • Two Pockets

Add some personality to all your cooking adventures with our grilling aprons.

In the kitchen, where flavors blend and hearts are poured into every dish, the "Crimson Heartbeat Apron" becomes more than just a protective garment—it becomes a canvas of expression for the chef with a penchant for the darker side of life.

This apron, wrapped in the mystery of eternal autumn nights and the whispers of wintery solace, features the stark beauty of an anatomical heart bleeding a deep crimson, a gothic tribute to love's complex chambers and the solace of cooking as an art form.

Feel the fabric hug your form, a silent companion in your culinary quests, as the gothic contours and shadowy ambiance echo the introspective journey of a soul that finds solace in the macabre. Each blood-red drip is a note in a dark sonnet, resonating with the brooding passion of emo pain and goth hurt, while the melancholic drip adds an enigmatic mood to the apron's story. This piece is not just for cooking—it's for the creator who infuses each meal with an essence of their inner world, making every stir and chop a declaration of their brooding heart.

As you stand in your kitchen, let the "Crimson Heartbeat Apron" be a shield against the splatters and spills, but also a statement of identity. It's for those who cook to the beat of a different drum, who find beauty in the moonlit paths and misty graveyards, who craft dishes not just to satiate hunger but to express the unrequited love and introspective wanderings of their spirit. This apron is a testament to those silent, profound statements made while skating through life's complex recipe or typing away the novel of your soul on the laptop of your experiences.


  • One Size

28.25" (W) x 32.5" (H)


  • 100% Polyester

While lightweight & silky, this extremely strong and durable fabric retains its shape and dries quickly.

Care Instructions

  • Do not dry-clean
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do NOT tumble dry
  • Do not bleach
  • Hand wash 


We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

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