Intro Statement
A geekists is one who studies the common nerd (communis nerdus).
At Geekists, we actively look to connect fellow nerds with
Clever Pixel-Pushing, Nerd Merchandise, and Thoughtful Design.
It's a Geekists' Christmas!
Green Christmas Pillow Covers | Happy Holidays Country Nerds | Let It Snow, It's Wintertime, Joy to the World, Oh Tannenbaum
Scandinavian Cable Knit Christmas Stockings | Mix-and-Match Large Stockings for Nordic Holiday Decor
Drunk Santa Claus Newspaper Gift Wrap | Eco-Friendly Christmas Wrapping Paper for Drink Lovers Who Compost
New in Clothing
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Sir Alpha Guy Military Nerd Boxer Briefs | Army Green Distressed Pattern | Commanding Underwear for Alpha Personalities
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Ma’am Alpha Female Military Nerd Briefs | Army Green Distressed Pattern | Commanding Underwear for Alpha Women
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Sir Alpha Guy Military Nerd Men's Pajama Bottoms | Distressed Army Green Pattern | Bold Sleepwear for Alpha Personalities
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Ma’am Alpha Female Military Nerd Women's Pajama Bottoms | Distressed Army Green Pattern | Bold Sleepwear for Alpha Women
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Yes Ma’am! Alpha Female Military Nerd Men's Pajama Bottoms | Army Green Distressed Pattern | Bold Sleepwear for Commanding Comfort
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Yes Sir! Alpha Guy Military Nerd Women's Pajama Bottoms | Army Green Distressed Pattern | Bold Sleepwear for Commanding Comfort
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Ho Ho Ho Naughty Santa Scarf | Big Hanging Sack Holiday Accessory for Sexy Comic Book Nerds
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Ho Ho Ho Naughty Santa Scarf | Christmas Cookie Eater Sheer Wrap for Nerdy Holiday Fans
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Ugly Reindeer Sweater Pattern Scarf | Lightweight Funny Christmas Neckwear | Secular Holiday Humor Accessory
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Ugly Reindeer Sweater Pattern Men’s High Tops | Funny Christmas Sneakers | Holiday Humor Footwear for Secular Celebrations
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Ugly Reindeer Sweater Pattern Women’s High Tops | Funny Christmas Sneakers | Holiday Humor Footwear for Secular Celebrations
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Ho Ho Ho Naughty Santa Women’s Underwear Briefs – Sexy Christmas Lingerie for Comic Book Nerds
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New in Home & Living
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Sir Alpha Guy Military Nerd Pint Glass | Army Green Distressed Pattern | Alpha Drinkware for Commanding Personalities
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Ma’am Alpha Female Military Nerd Pint Glass | Army Green Distressed Pattern | Durable Drinkware for Strong Women
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Sir Alpha Guy Military Nerd Apron | Army Green Distressed Pattern | Commanding Kitchen Gear for Alpha Personalities
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Ma'am Alpha Female Military Nerd Apron | Army Green Distressed Pattern | Commanding Kitchen Gear for Alpha Personalities
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Yes Sir! Alpha Guy Military Nerd Apron | Army Green Distressed Pattern | Commanding Kitchen Gear for Alpha Personalities
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Yes Ma’am! Alpha Female Military Nerd Apron | Army Green Distressed Pattern | Empowering Kitchen Gear for Alpha Women
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Ho-Ho-Ho! Naughty Santa Throw Pillow Cover | Comic Book Nerd Holiday Decor
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Ugly Reindeer Sweater Kitchen Apron | Knit-Effect Holiday Chef Gear | Secular Christmas Cooking
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Ugly Reindeer Sweater Placemat | 100% Cotton Placemat, 1pc
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Ugly Reindeer Sweater Kitchen Towel | Knit-Effect Holiday Decor | Secular Christmas Kitchen Essentials
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Ugly Reindeer Sweater Pint Glass | Knit-Effect Holiday Drinkware | Secular Christmas Party Glass
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Ugly Reindeer Sweater Hoodie Snuggle Blanket | Cozy Knit-Effect | Secular Christmas Home Decor
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New in Stationery
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Sir Alpha Guy Military Nerd Decal Sticker | Stationery & Paper Essentials for Alpha Males | Commanding Sticker for Bold Statements
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Ma’am Alpha Female Military Nerd Decal Sticker | Stationery & Paper Essentials for Alpha Females | Bold Sticker for Commanding Style
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Yes Sir! Alpha Military Nerd Decal Sticker | Commanding Sticker for Paper Essentials | Bold Decal for Alpha Personalities
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Yes Ma’am! Alpha Military Nerd Decal Sticker | Bold Stationery for Alpha Women | Commanding Paper Essentials
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Ho Ho Ho Naughty Santa Wrapping Paper | Funny Comic Gift Wrap for Nerdy Christmas Gags
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CUSTOM | Ugly Reindeer Sweater Holiday Greeting Cards | Knit-Effect Christmas Cards for Personalized Gift Giving
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Ugly Reindeer Sweater Spiral Notebook | Knit-Effect 6” x 8” Journal for Holiday Planning and Winter Journaling
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Ugly Reindeer Sweater Holiday Greeting Cards | Knit-Effect Christmas Cards for Agnostic Gift Giving
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Ugly Reindeer Sweater Wrapping Paper Roll | Knit-Effect Christmas Gift Wrap for Agnostic Holiday Presents
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Merry Holidays Drunk Santa Greeting Card Set | Eco-Friendly Christmas Cards with Envelopes | Funny Cards for Drinkers
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Loving Love In Heart Spiral Notebook with Ruled Lines | Perfect for Wedding Planning, Pride Merch, and Valentine's Day Journaling
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Loving Love In Heart Peel & Play Decal Stickers | Perfect Pride Merch, Wedding Favors, and Valentine's Day
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Newly Bundle-able!
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Sir Alpha Guy Military Nerd Pint Glass | Army Green Distressed Pattern | Alpha Drinkware for Commanding Personalities
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Ma’am Alpha Female Military Nerd Pint Glass | Army Green Distressed Pattern | Durable Drinkware for Strong Women
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Sir Alpha Guy Military Nerd Decal Sticker | Stationery & Paper Essentials for Alpha Males | Commanding Sticker for Bold Statements
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Ma’am Alpha Female Military Nerd Decal Sticker | Stationery & Paper Essentials for Alpha Females | Bold Sticker for Commanding Style
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Yes Sir! Alpha Military Nerd Decal Sticker | Commanding Sticker for Paper Essentials | Bold Decal for Alpha Personalities
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Yes Ma’am! Alpha Military Nerd Decal Sticker | Bold Stationery for Alpha Women | Commanding Paper Essentials
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Ho-Ho-Ho! Naughty Santa Throw Pillow Cover | Comic Book Nerd Holiday Decor
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Ugly Reindeer Sweater Placemat | 100% Cotton Placemat, 1pc
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Ugly Reindeer Sweater Pint Glass | Knit-Effect Holiday Drinkware | Secular Christmas Party Glass
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Ugly Reindeer Sweater Throw Pillow Cover | Festive Knit-Effect Decor | Secular Christmas Home Accent
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Ho Ho Ho Naughty Santa Wrapping Paper | Funny Comic Gift Wrap for Nerdy Christmas Gags
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Merry Holidays Drunk Santa Tank Top | Funny Boozy Christmas in July Shirt for Summer Celebrations
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Customize Me!
It's as easy as 1-2-3 to personalize our customizable products!
Order it. Chat about it. Get it!
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Order your custom product(s).
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Approve your mockup for production!
Should we be unable to make contact or obtain approval within 30 days of your order, it will be cancelled and a full refund issued.
Please allow 1-2 business days for mockups.
Cancel for a full refund at any time before production.
Customizable Products
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CUSTOM | Crazy Typography T-Shirt | Personalized Self-Deprecating Humor
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CUSTOM | Ugly Reindeer Sweater Holiday Greeting Cards | Knit-Effect Christmas Cards for Personalized Gift Giving
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Thank for visiting Geekists, where nerd culture meets creative fashion and home decor!
Discover our curated collection of graphic tees, geek-inspired home goods, and unique paper products, each designed with the true geek in mind. Our commitment to minimal waste and digital efficiency means every purchase supports sustainable practices without sacrificing style or substance.
Shop every day and enjoy free shipping on all orders, because at Geekists, we're all about celebrating the geek in everyone!