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Sarcastic 'Salty, Sweet, Spicy' Chef Apron - Vibrant & Versatile Kitchen Gear with Distressed, Retro Graphic

Sarcastic 'Salty, Sweet, Spicy' Chef Apron - Vibrant & Versatile Kitchen Gear with Distressed, Retro Graphic

Regular price $21.99 USD
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Key Features

  • Lightweight
  • Silky Finish 
  • Adjustable Strap 
  • Two Pockets

Add some personality to all your cooking adventures with our grilling aprons.

Welcome to a blend of culinary wit and style with our 'Salty, Sweet, Spicy' Apron with a distressed, retro graphic, designed for the chef who appreciates a modern twist in the kitchen. This apron isn't just an accessory—it's a conversation piece that captures the essence of your cooking philosophy. With vibrant typographic art featuring lime green, mustard yellow, and blueberry blue hues, it reflects the perfect balance of flavors and humor. The cursive script typography adds an elegant touch to the modern kitchen design, making it ideal for those who love a mix of sarcasm and sophistication in their cooking attire. This lightweight yet strong fabric keeps you comfortable and mobile as you try out new crockpot recipes or bake a batch of chocolate chip cookies. The adjustable neck strap ensures a great fit, while the two front pockets provide functionality for the fast foodie or the meticulous gourmet. Perfect for air fryer experiments or sous vide precision, this apron is a must-have for every kitchen adventure. It's the ideal gift for culinary school students, home chefs, or anyone who loves to add a pinch of pun to their culinary creations.


  • One Size

28.25" (W) x 32.5" (H)


  • 100% Polyester

While lightweight & silky, this extremely strong and durable fabric retains its shape and dries quickly.

Care Instructions

  • Do not dry-clean
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do NOT tumble dry
  • Do not bleach
  • Hand wash 


We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

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